Lies, Love, and Quidditch.

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buttgenie:

do you think Adele is sick of hearing all of her songs too

Via are u feeling it now mr krabs
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OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED IM ADDING TO TEH PRICELESS STATUSES  Via are u feeling it now mr krabs

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED

IM ADDING TO TEH PRICELESS STATUSES 

(Source: s3xnoise)


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tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

Via are u feeling it now mr krabs
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puckermanfabray:

lets play “which download link is the real one”

Via are u feeling it now mr krabs
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  • News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
  • News in America: cannibal eats man's face
  • Britain: wat.
  • News in America: man throws his own intestines at police
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Via Shit We Find Hilarious Zoom

(Source: jennthemusical)


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  • how my mother works
  • me: mom i got all A's
  • mom:
  • me: mom i cleaned the whole house
  • mom:
  • me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
  • mom:
  • mom: is this your cup on the table?
  • me: yes
  • mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
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Via Teach me, brother, how to live.

(Source: pablo-and-thelostboys)


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  • James: Lily?
  • Lily: Mmmm
  • James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
  • Lily:
  • James:
  • Lily:
  • James:
  • Lily:
  • James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.
Via Shit We Find Hilarious
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patfromtheblock: destroyerofbacon: ircimages: My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened. you guys are my heroes Yessssssssssss. I would tell you to fuck off. Diablo is better. Via Kissus Zoom

patfromtheblock:

destroyerofbacon:

ircimages:

My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.

you guys

are my heroes

Yessssssssssss.

I would tell you to fuck off. Diablo is better.


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having a computer but no internet is like having a bowl but no icecream

(Source: nekama)

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thekingwizard:

One time my friend sent me these pictures, with no explanation, and then called me, and I thought she was crying, but apparently she was laughing really hard. It was the scariest ten minutes of my life. 

This is what happens when you put a lava lamp on the stove. 


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